Tonight Only!

The Pornography of the Bicycle

Thursday, Jan 3, 2008
Roxie
3117 16th st (at Valencia)
San Francisco, California
7:00 and 9:30 PM
$10 or $7 for if you bike
http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com

Thursday, Jan 3, 2008 The Pornography of the Bicycle will be playing for one night only at the Roxie in San Francisco. The 90-minute showing will consist of 28 short films on the theme of Bike Porn. They range from the contemplative, to the inventive, to the downright illustrative. Included with the movies will be a live dramatic recreation of the World Naked Bike Ride where bike porn curator Rev. Phil Sano was hit by a drunk driver and then arrested. Please be advised of adult content.

pornography:
1. the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement 2. material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement 3. the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

pornography of the bicycle:
1. the depiction of things both erotic and ridiculous (as in short
films) intended to make you laugh uncomfortably, squirm in your seat, and maybe even adjust your pants.
2. material (as in even shorter films) that depicts eroticism with, on, and about bicycles so that if we cross our fingers really hard, could possibly, maybe, if you have had a really good day…, cause sexual excitement.
3. the depiction of acts with bicycles in a sensational manner so as to cause you to either get up in a huff and demand your money back or cause you to shake you head disapprovingly before jumping up to give a standing ovation.

The Pornography of the Bicycle has received rave reviews selling out shows in Portland, Seattle, Bellingham and Vancouver BC

Don't miss your opportunity to see what the buzz is about; one night only, this is the 2nd of 3 stops on the Bike Calipornification Tour.

Admission is $10 or $7 if you ride your bike